Preheat the oven to 400°F (200°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
In a mixing bowl, combine flour, cocoa powder, sugar, baking powder, and salt.
Cut in cold butter using a pastry cutter or forks until the texture looks like coarse crumbs.
Stir in heavy cream, brewed espresso, and vanilla extract until a dough forms.
Shape the dough into six rounds and place them on the baking sheet.
Bake for 20–25 minutes, until firm on the outside but soft inside.
While they bake, heat espresso, sugar, honey, and vanilla in a saucepan over medium heat.
Stir until the sugar dissolves and the mixture thickens slightly (about 5 minutes).
Toss sliced strawberries with sugar and let them macerate while the biscuits cool.
Whip heavy cream, powdered sugar, and vanilla until soft peaks form.
Slice the biscuits in half and layer them with strawberries, whipped cream, and espresso drizzle.
Drizzle extra syrup over the top because you deserve it.