Running late? Low energy? Forgot breakfast again? These coffee almond butter energy bites don’t judge—they just caffeinate and conquer. They’re bite-sized, plant-powered pick-me-ups made for busy mornings, chaotic schedules, or that “I can’t even” kind of day. With bold espresso, creamy almond butter, and zero baking required, they hustle harder than your overpriced latte. Naturally sweet, protein-packed, and attitude-approved, they’re basically your emotional support snack. Toss a few in your bag and watch your productivity soar—or at least fake it convincingly. They’re quick, portable, and don’t flirt with your ex. Honestly, they’re more dependable than half your group chat.
Coffee Almond Butter Energy Bites
No-bake coffee almond butter energy bites that are vegan, energizing, and ready in minutes. Sweet, nutty, and perfect for snack emergencies.
Ingredients
- 1 cup rolled oats
- 1/2 cup almond butter
- 1/4 cup maple syrup
- 2 tbsp brewed espresso cooled
- 1/3 cup mini vegan chocolate chips
- 1 tbsp chia seeds
- 1 tsp vanilla extract
- Pinch of sea salt
Instructions
- In a large bowl, mix almond butter, maple syrup, espresso, and vanilla until it looks like sweet, sticky perfection.
- Add oats, chia seeds, salt, and chocolate chips. Stir like your life depends on it.
- If mixture feels dry, add a tiny splash of espresso or more almond butter (you rebel).
- Scoop out tablespoon-sized portions and roll into balls with clean hands or vague determination.
- Chill in the fridge for 15 minutes or until firm.
- Store in an airtight container for up to 5 days—if they last that long.
Notes
🔬 Nutritional Info (Per Bite)
- Calories: 110
- Total Fat: 6g
- Saturated Fat: 1.5g
- Carbohydrates: 11g
- Fiber: 2g
- Protein: 3g
🌱 Vitamins & Minerals (Per Bite)
- Magnesium: 7%
- Iron: 6%
- Zinc: 5%
- Folate: 4%
- Vitamin E: 3%
💡 Tips & Notes
- Add crushed almonds on top if you’re feeling fancy or mildly passive-aggressive.
- Swap espresso with decaf if you’re already emotionally caffeinated.
- Want them sweeter? Toss in a few dates—nature’s candy with no drama.
- Keep a stash in the freezer for surprise snack attacks.
- Perfect pre-workout, post-yoga, or mid-cry-on-the-floor bites of joy.
