When life turns into a hot mess, you need something cold, bold, and ready to shut your stress up with sass.
This Hazelnut Mocha Milkshake with Crushed Ice doesn’t ask questions—it delivers chill, caffeine, and cocoa like your emotional support ex never could.
Made with plant-based milk, espresso vibes, and ice that crunches like your boss’s deadlines—without the emotional damage.
Hazelnuts bring the creamy comfort, mocha gives that late-afternoon energy fix, and crushed ice? She’s the queen of drama-free refreshment.
Basically, it’s dessert, coffee, and therapy—blended and served in a glass. Sip. Freeze. Repeat. You deserve it.
Hazelnut Mocha Milkshake with Crushed Ice
A rich, vegan mocha milkshake blended with nutty hazelnuts, espresso, chocolate, and crushed ice—made for maximum chill and minimal effort.
Ingredients
- 1 cup oat or almond milk
- 2 tablespoons hazelnut butter
- 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1 tablespoon brown sugar or maple syrup
- 1 teaspoon instant coffee or espresso powder
- 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1 1/2 cups crushed ice
- Pinch of sea salt for that balance, babe
Instructions
- Dump plant milk, hazelnut butter, cocoa, sugar, coffee, vanilla, and salt into your blender like you’re on a cooking show.
- Add crushed ice like you’re done with life’s nonsense.
- Blend until smooth but still icy enough to feel something.
- Pour into a glass that makes you feel expensive.
- Add whipped coconut cream or chocolate drizzle if you’re feeling extra.
- Sip. Ignore calls. Pretend you’re on a beach.
Notes
🍫 Nutritional Values (Per Serving)
- Calories: 210
- Total Fat: 9g
- Saturated Fat: 1.5g
- Carbohydrates: 27g
- Fiber: 3g
- Protein: 3g
🌿 Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Iron: 10%
- Calcium: 14%
- Magnesium: 11%
- Potassium: 9%
- Vitamin E: 6%
✨ Additional Notes/Tips
- Feeling fancy? Add a shot of espresso for that extra “don’t talk to me” mood.
- Want it sweeter? Add a frozen banana—your blender deserves a glow-up.
- Cinnamon or nutmeg dust on top? Say less, goddess.
- Store leftover shake in the freezer, then re-blend like yesterday’s regrets.
- Always pair with a killer playlist and your comfiest sweatpants.
