Say hello to Coffee and Cacao Energy Bites—your sass-packed, snack-sized lifesavers for when your energy’s low but your standards aren’t. These vegan bites bring bold espresso vibes, rich cacao attitude, and just enough crunch to keep your inner chaos queen semi-grounded. They’re sweet, chewy, and energizing—basically what you wish your last date had been. Perfect for post-workout, pre-zoom call, or any dramatic life plot twist requiring caffeine. Oh, and they come together in minutes because we don’t have time for oven drama. Think mocha magic, minus the barista judgment and $7 price tag.

Coffee and Cacao Energy Bites
These no-bake vegan energy bites feature coffee and cacao, giving you flavor, fuel, and just enough boldness to survive your inbox.
Ingredients
- 1 cup rolled oats
- ½ cup pitted Medjool dates
- 2 tbsp almond butter
- 1 tbsp instant coffee granules
- 2 tbsp unsweetened cacao powder
- 1 tbsp chia seeds
- 1 tsp vanilla extract
- Pinch of salt
- 1 tbsp maple syrup optional, for extra indulgence
Instructions
- Toss oats, dates, almond butter, coffee, and cacao into a food processor and blend until it becomes a sticky, edible mood.
- Add vanilla, chia seeds, and salt. Pulse again until combined and fabulous.
- If the mixture is too dry (like your group chat lately), add maple syrup. Mix until rollable.
- Form into 1-inch bites using your hands and emotional strength.
- Chill in the fridge for 15 minutes or until firm enough to handle life.
- Store in an airtight container for up to one week (or two days, let’s be honest).
Notes
📊 Nutritional Values (Per Bite)
- Calories: 110
- Total Fat: 4.8g
- Saturated Fat: 0.7g
- Carbohydrates: 13g
- Fiber: 2.3g
- Protein: 2.7g
💪 Vitamins & Minerals (Per Serving)
- Iron: 7%
- Magnesium: 6%
- Folate: 5%
- Zinc: 4%
- Vitamin E: 3%
✨ Additional Notes & Tips
- Toast oats for a nutty upgrade that screams sophistication.
- Swap almond butter for peanut butter when you’re feeling chaotic-neutral.
- Add a pinch of cinnamon for warm spice girl energy.
- Drizzle with melted dark chocolate if you’re feeling fancy.
- Perfect pre-workout, post-meltdown, or mid-laundry snack therapy.